1. How can you acually expect the unexpected?
2. How can change be constant?
3. Why am I asking you questions dealing with my signature?
4. Is the "shorthand in shorthand" correct?
5. Is my reasoning in the third frame valid?
1a. Have you ever unexpected the expected?
2a. I'm not the one in charge of evolution, you'll have to talk with G-diddy to find out for yourself (aka God!)
3a. Because you're constantly changing your mind, not expecting the unexpected. In short, I dont know what I'm talking about :)
4a. No. You can't have a "shorthand" in a "shorthand"
5a. What's a frame?
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1)Why does the mountain follow the storm?
2)Why do adult scenes follow Barry White?
3)Why does suicide follow Amy's theme?
4)Who took my chicken wings?
5)Do you have any more free food?
6)Why am I asking so many questions?
7)How did hunting down big go?
8)WHy did I feel like posting in this topic?
9)Who where's short-shorts?
10)Is KFC really finger-lickin good, or does it just cause heart attacks?
11)Got milk?
12)What is the meaning of life?
13)Ignore that last question.....I'd rather know who took my chicken wings. Do you know?
1a. Well, the answer is simple. When a storm passes by, it exerts such a force upon the world that forces the world to rotate faster. Kind of like if you were standing on a log. The more force you apply, the faster it will spin in one direction. well, this enables the earth to move obviously, thus enabling the mountains to move (they stay on the ground, but if the earth is moving, then so are the mountains). So soon the mountains are folowing the storm :)
2a. Because your mom gave up on you and has been hooked on barry ever since
3a. well, when someone is depressed, they usually go into a stage known as angry masturbation, where you masturbate to please yourself. Seeing as how soooo many people veiw amy as a sex toy rather then a cute little hedgehog, they...well...er...do it to themselves till they die of angry masturbation! It's best if you try NOT to imagine this
4a. I did...sorry :) They were finger-lickin good! Just like your mom!!!
5a. Ya, it's in that dark alley over there...help yourselves. and btw, as soon as you get food out of the trash can, run as fast as you can back home before dem hobos getcha!
6a. Because you are my puny slave!!!!
7a. Well it was no easy task. I was surprised the lil fucker could run so fast, but I finally chased him into the pool in twinkle park, and bam! The BBQ turned out pretty decent. Froggy sure enjoyed the food
8a. Because you have a love for me! But not sexual!!!!
9a. I WEAR SHORT SHORTS!!!
10a. KFC = Killing Fried Chicken
11a. Dont know about me, but your mom has plenty!
12a. Meaning of life is to do the best you simply can. This "life" we live in is a test. everybody has harsh times to go through, and it's all a matter of whether we can survive or not. For example, suicide, becoming a gangster, joining the mob, etc are all example of losing, while becoming a rich and succesful, yet heart warming loving guy that spreads his wealth is a succes. And of course, religion matters as well. People believe in different religions. It's your job to study up and decided which one YOU believe is right. You'll soon find out how well you did and whether you were right or not at the end. Good luck daleg, and may the schwartz be with you!
13a. I can't ignore a question, epecailly when I told you that I already took your damn chicken wings!!! hey, I'm doing you a favor!
*heart stops beating*
*calls 911*
*explodes*
*monty python blood and guts are all over the wall*
